Sunday sillies....

[kiwi#9582]

Some of these are probably repeats????  But probably waranted.   

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.


Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.