You gotta love the Brit's.

[Patrick]

London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio. (You just got to love the Brits.)
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the i...nfidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel

[Oss]

wonder how long till snopes tells us its really true



If it was real the word wanker would probably be in there somewhere

[Jopson]

Very right there Oss.....

So piss off and wait for a camel.... You wanker!!!

[Pepmyster]

Love it!!!!! Hope it was true!!!!!!!!!!!

[Patrick]

Some body will 'snopes' it.

[Atl-Jerry]

Here's another Brit that makes me proud, albeit 400 years aftet we immigrated.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html

[pendrijo]

nice find 

[czuch]

Who cares if true or not. Its a sentiment  that needs to spread.

[MarkT]

Here's another Brit that makes me proud, albeit 400 years aftet we immigrated.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html

Has to be inspired by Monty Python.

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"