Tuesday Teasers...... early edition

[kiwi#9582]

      Canadian

    Fishing

The day after his wife disappeared in a  kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his  door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

'We are sorry  sir, but we have some information about your wife' said one of the Mounties.

'Tell me! Did you find her?' the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other.
     One said, 'We have some bad news,  some good news, and some really great news.
> Which do you want to  hear  first?
Fearing the worst, the ashen  husband said, 'Give me the bad news first.'
The Mounties said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning  we  found your wife's body in the
bay.'

Oh my God!' exclaimed the husband.
> Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's  the good news?'
>
The Mountie continued,    'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five  pound snow crabs
   and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.'
Stunned,  the husband demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the great    news?'

> The Mountie said, 'We're going to pull her up   again tomorrow.'

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[kiwi#9582]

Don't encourage me.... I tend to post more...       

[Super Santa]

Come on, Kiwi, we can take it.

[Michael K (Az.)]

I KNOW Early Bird can take it. He put up with my snoring at INZANE!!

[kiwi#9582]

OK....  no giving away secrets.....  you know how rumors grow.....   

[QOTFU]

You guys are SICK! But I do like crab!

Seriously, back in the late 1980's I was in San Diego and I was taking a morning stroll along the beach and there was a woman floating in the water..... she had been out there since the evening before. I won't get into the details..... but the fish had had a feast on her. One of those moments I'll never forget........

[kiwi#9582]

Sorry... that is not nice... I have some law enforcement stories....