TEXAS SEX, the Rodeo Position

[Grumpy]

 Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have  ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it  ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you  crawl up behind her. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.'"

Then you try and stay on for 8  seconds.


Sorry if this is a little racey, I damm near spewed my coffee when I was sent this.

[larue]

That's classic lol

[Flrider]

Bill

You had me rolling with that one.   

Now, can you imagine if you would have saved that joke for a lunch ride and wait to tell it at the table when everyone had a mouth full 

That would have been a classic

[John Schmidt]

LMAO! Just copied and sent to one of my sons-in-law. He'll get a good laugh and then show it to my daughter. Then it will be his fault and not mine. 

[BF]

      

[flsix]

We both are on the floor laughing.