Woman has a third breast added

[BF]

If you play motorboat with those things, will it sound like a two stroke or a four stroke?   

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/09/22/woman-has-surgery-to-get-third-breast-hopes-to-become-tv-star/?intcmp=features

3 Breasted Woman

[T.P.]

FAKE!

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/woman-who-claimed-to-have-surgery-to-add-third-breast-exposed-as-hoaxer/

[John Schmidt]

Breasts are like martinis; one is not enough and three is too many. 

[GiG]

Three martinis wouldn't be enough for me... 

[Serk]

The one in the article ain't all that, but... this one I wouldn't need ANY martinis for!

[Reb]

I donno about ya'll....

But i'd still hit it

[Otus]

Decisions decisions. 

[The emperor has no clothes]

The one in the article ain't all that, but... this one I wouldn't need ANY martinis for!

Yeah but didn't you just post in another thread about your wife. Just kidding Serk

[fudgie]

I donno about ya'll....

But i'd still hit it

yup, like she owes me money!

[BF]

FAKE!

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/woman-who-claimed-to-have-surgery-to-add-third-breast-exposed-as-hoaxer/

Of course it is.  In fact, I'm pretty sure all three of them are fake.

[Reb]

FAKE!

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/woman-who-claimed-to-have-surgery-to-add-third-breast-exposed-as-hoaxer/

Of course it is.  In fact, I'm pretty sure all three of them are fake.

They're real if I can touch 'em 

[Serk]

FAKE!

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/woman-who-claimed-to-have-surgery-to-add-third-breast-exposed-as-hoaxer/

Of course it is.  In fact, I'm pretty sure all three of them are fake.

They're real if I can touch 'em 

In that case, unless you're far more sociable than you appear to be, they're all fake... I know they're all fake to me, 'cause I'm pretty sure I won't be able to touch 'em... 

[Big Al of Tennessee]

Well then,,,,,,,,,,,,,I am speechless.

[cookiedough]

To answer the first question if 2 or 4 stroke?  I'd give her 4 strokes for sure of my own with her 3 cylinder engine.

More to play motorboat with? 

[Jess from VA]

Disturbia.  Could it be that a medium triple is cheaper than a large double?

At least it's not an addadicktome. 

[HurstRob]

she will be hard pressed to find a guy with three hands

[Willow]

she will be hard pressed to find a guy with three hands

When I find myself with more to carry than my two hands will manage I usually end up occupying my mouth.   

[czuch]

Soooooooo,,,,,,,,,does that mean she'll have a litter?

[Serk]

Soooooooo,,,,,,,,,does that mean she'll have a litter?

We really coulda used her when we had our litter!

[Willow]

Soooooooo,,,,,,,,,does that mean she'll have a litter?

We really coulda used her when we had our litter!

Only if she had been born with them.  A side issue with tools added by cosmetic surgery is that the result is cosmetic only.  You and I may not be greatly aware of the difference, but the infant will be very quickly.

[Gryphon Rider]

Only if she had been born with them.  A side issue with tools added by cosmetic surgery is that the result is cosmetic only.  You and I may not be greatly aware of the difference, but the infant will be very quickly.

Back to the drawing board:

[czuch]

damm hippie.

[Serk]

How to warp a child for life:

Family Guy - Breast Feeding

[Jess from VA]

Soooooooo,,,,,,,,,does that mean she'll have a litter?

We really coulda used her when we had our litter!

Man, that is just an unbelievable picture.  From every perspective.