The love dress

[Patrick]

  The Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for
her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
He never heard the gunshot.

[old2soon]

Joan Rivers had something similar. She got showered perfumed wrapped her naked body in Saran wrap and waited for Edgar to get home. Edgar gets home looks at her and says-WHAT-leftovers again. RIDE SAFE.

[Momz]

I like to look up ladies skirts.

[Patrick]

I like to look up ladies skirts.

Well, now it appears you can do that and take pictures too if you like.

[john]

                             
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