A Nice Story about the elderly, probably been around before but still funny. :)

[John Schmidt]

When we get older we think differently? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind . . . . especially if you are familiar with the Elderly. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

Dear Kean Elementary,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Springer Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew
this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,
Agnes
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I was at the ATM the other day. An elderly lady approached and asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her!   
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I did this once on a Ferris Wheel ride: Next time you go on a roller coaster ride, take some spare nuts & bolts with you. Tell the people in front of you, "excuse me, these came off the back of your seat." You find that panic is demonstrated in many different ways! 

[old2soon]