The last kiss

[Patrick]

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge so they stopped.

Richard, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Richard also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ......."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole Richard here your best last kiss?"


So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ....... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, Richard gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

  It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

[Flrider]

 

[czuch]

Still one of the best.

[Pepmyster]

Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Willow]

Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only if you're not Richard!    

[Patrick]

Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only if you're not Richard!    

I'd like to wait awhile and see if there are changes to Richard. 

[Willow]

Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only if you're not Richard!    

I'd like to wait awhile and see if there are changes to Richard. 

I don't think it's contagious but it could have a serious impact on one's sense of self esteem (not that I would know  ). 

[Patrick]

Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only if you're not Richard!    

I was just wondering if Richard moved to Key West or Cape Cod. Not that there is anything wrong with that, to quote a famous comedian. 
I'd like to wait awhile and see if there are changes to Richard. 

I don't think it's contagious but it could have a serious impact on one's sense of self esteem (not that I would know  ).