Skirt to tight?

[Probie (Scooter57)]

    

            As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she
            became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her foot to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

            Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg and foot.

            She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

            So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

            Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

            About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

            She went ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and yelled,"How dare you touch my body!  I don't even know who you are!"

            The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

[SteveL]

Excellent. 

[HotRod]

 

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

 

[Dragonryder2]

Guess I'm glad I don't wear tight skirts with zippers anymore.

[Varmintmist]

I figured this was going to be a political post.

[Probie (Scooter57)]

I figured this was going to be a political post.

I am doing my best to avoid those these days  but I'll still put on a pretty girl picture for ya...well not this time