Test your brain out.

[R J]

Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind, and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' just give up now, and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself!If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

 

# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.

Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water,'

proceed to Question #3.

 

 

 

# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

 

 

 








 

 
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!!!

 

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.

 

 

 


# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from Noosa to Nambour
In Tewantin, 17 people got on the bus.
In Doonan, 6 people get off the bus, and 9 people get on.
In Eumundi, 2 people get off, and 4 get on.
In North Arm, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Yandina, 3 people get off, and 5 people get on.
And, at Nambour Hospital, 6 people get off, and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Nambour Station.

 
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?

 
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!!!

 

 





 

 

 
Don't you remember your own age?!? It was YOU, driving the bus!!!

 

 

 
If you pass this along to your friends, hope that they do better than you.

 
P.S.: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

[Gavin_Sons]

Guess my young brain still works ok, got them all right. Thosse questioms are exactly how my brain works though. 

[Oss]

crap

I got all but the last one RJ, just forgot I drove the bus that day

That explains why I cant find my keys in the morning and why
I stand in front of the refrigerator wondering why I am there

Its a good thing chrisj sent his niece over to help get the beer
or I would never have a good drink

Not that she is any better at finding anything mind you
 

[Otus]

The beer is in the vegetable bin on the bottom, honey.

[Valkjerk]

Good ole Oss being of assistance to that young lady........what a gentleman! I take a lot of these mental acuity tests online and do pretty well on them and I also play speed solitaire on the confuzer and do pretty well but I can see myself slipping a little as the years roll by.