Just another blonde joke

[Patrick]

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
 
He has a heart attack and dies.
 
She's frantic & calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!
My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
 
She hears a voice over the radio saying,
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
Now, give me your height and position."
 
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
 
"O.K." says the voice on the radio  .  .  .
 
"Repeat after me:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven..."
 

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