A sign of our times and just in time for Christmas

[Patrick]

http://empirenews.net/mattel-releasing-public-assistance-barbie-in-time-for-holidays/

[Jess from VA]

LMAO.


Only missing tattoos, the obligatory 2.5 children, and the I can't breathe Tshirt.

[Patrick]

'our new doll. Each Public Assistance Barbie will come with a new Cadillac, Puma sweats, a pack of Newports, an Obama phone, an EBT card, and a rack of Budweiser. She will also come in three styles: heavily tattooed and pierced, pregnant and smoking, and a ‘black eye’ version from when drunken Ken beat her for not paying the cable bill. Public Assistance Barbies will be on the shelves in time for your holiday purchases, and will come in special theft-deterrent boxes. EBT cards cannot be used to purchase, unfortunately.”
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About 3/4 way thru the article.

Personally I think this is great a have to get a couple.

[Fritz The Cat]

This gave me a politically incorrect thought.

[old2soon]

 That Caddy gots ta have 22s or it won't fly in da hood!  AND the trunk and back seat FILLED with amps and speakers!  RIDE SAFE