Elderly couple in church.

[John Schmidt]

An elderly couple was in church and the woman wrote a note on a piece of paper and handed it to her husband. It read, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"  The husband wrote a response and gave the note back to his wife. His response read, "Change your hearing aid battery." 

[Flrider]

 

[FloridaValkRyder]

Pretty good John...

[Jess from VA]

Worse than that is a buddy sitting next to you in a very public place who rips a 9 on the Richter Scale, then instantly turns and smacks you on the shoulder and yells loudly..... Dude you have no class whatsoever, jeeeeezzzz!!!!~