Elderly couple in church. :)

[John Schmidt]

An elderly couple was in church and the woman wrote a note on a piece of paper and handed it to her husband. It read, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"  The husband wrote a response and gave the note back to his wife. His response read, "Change your hearing aid battery."   

[WNGD]

 

[czuch]

I love that one.
I got a guy at work the other day from 15 feet away in a brisk breeze.
He was amazed. So was Tammy, actually. More that I'd call her than the action.