What I gave my wife for Xmas.

[gregk]

Figured it was time for a new purse for her so I bought her a real nice purse. Thing is some woman told me not to give it to her empty because then she'd always be broke. So in each pocket I put  50, quarter, dime, penny, some real nice purfume an in that big hole I put a gun. Did I do that right?  Not a killer gun just a mamer. Jokingly told her she had to carry the gun in her purse.  I figured if I got her a browning 1911-22 she wouldn't be afraid of it an then I could get her out to shoot up some cans.

[Jess Tolbirt]

  ya done good