Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« on: December 30, 2014, 07:13:13 AM » |
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Some good, some not so good.
Happy New Year to all
Random thoughts as we age ...The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met
yet!
I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs
work.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no"
which is shorter than "yes" .
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ?
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant
which means ... chocolate is Salad !!!
And, of course… Have I sent this to you already… or did you send this to me?
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old2soon
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2014, 08:21:12 AM » |
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I resemble some of that-well most of that-O K nearly all of that!  I figure any day walking on the lawn beats hands down being part of the lawn!  Soooooooo cursed glad I remembered to swallow ALL my coffee AND put the cup down BEFORE perusing your post.  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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Crackerborn
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2014, 09:06:07 AM » |
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I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
The 2009-2010 recession insured I will be working until I am part of the lawn!
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Life is about the ride, not the destination. 97 Valkyrie Tour 99 Valkyrie Interstate  |
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hbeck32
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2014, 09:31:32 AM » |
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I am 64, did not consider myself old until I realized that all those random thoughts fit me. Humm now I forgot what I was going to say about that.
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Years ago it was Fast Women, Bikes & Old Cars. Now it is Fast Bikes & Cars & Old Women! My My My how things change.
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Patrick
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2014, 09:45:19 AM » |
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I am 64, did not consider myself old until I realized that all those random thoughts fit me. Humm now I forgot what I was going to say about that.
Kinda sneaks up on ya doesn't it.  |
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bassman
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2014, 10:06:47 AM » |
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer you get to the end the faster it goes....
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BobB
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2014, 10:29:01 AM » |
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We all have random thoughts. Remembering them for the time that it takes to write them down is the problem...
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Valkjerk
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Freedom ain't free.....just the price of a Valkyri
NOLA
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2014, 11:20:20 AM » |
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I quit having random thoughts. Now I have "profound revelations". Also, nothing is ever my fault. How could it be when I go nowhere, I do nothing, I can barely hear, see, taste or feel.
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Ride like it's your last....grinnin' all the way.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2014, 12:06:02 PM » |
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I uh O.... nevermind!
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Isaiah 41:10
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2014, 03:05:06 PM » |
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to  |
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