I dare you to say something about his bike

[Sparky]

[Oldfishguy]

Here ya go:

"Courage is being scared to death, and saddling up anyway."

John Wayne

[Rams]

As I have frequently said, I'll ride with just about anyone except extremely loud and stupid.
In this case, I'll let  the Duke lead the pack and follow with respect.

[musclehead]

Princess Vespa!  ( Spaceballs )

[FLAVALK]

That's a manly looking scooter

[3fan4life]

Apparently scooters can be chick magnets.

A bunch of guys that I know took off to Daytona for bike week a few years ago.

They were all on Harleys except one guy that didn't own a bike. When they got there he rented a scooter for the week. He wound up giving free rides to a bunch of women. Most flagging him down and asking him to give them a ride.

That didn't happen to a single one of the guys on their Harleys.   

[slider]

What in the worlds did he rent?Was it gold plated or just a good ole Valk??

[Momz]

As they say around Detroit: If you're not on a Harley, you mat as well be riding a moped.

[Jess Tolbirt]

i used to ride a vespa when i was 17,,

[musclehead]

I'm the reincarnation of Victor McLaglen, and I say he's got a sissiy bike! 

[Willow]

I dare you to say something about his bike

He's dead, Sparky.  I have no fear of the dead.   

I'll bet I could be a pretty tough guy if the script said I was.

He does look good on it.  He certainly could afford it.  I reckon he could sit on whatever would float his boat.   

[Jess from VA]

[3fan4life]

What in the worlds did he rent?Was it gold plated or just a good ole Valk??

It was just one of those little scooters that you can rent at the beach.

[3fan4life]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight................




It's the size of the fight that's in the dog.

[Jess from VA]

Look out .. or I'll put the bullet in my gun.   

[cookiedough]

the Duke got DUKED by not getting the other half of his ride. 

I put on near 1500 miles on my 249cc scooter this past summer mostly back and forth to work and going to visit my mom a few times per month.  Why not?  I passed a few HD's along the way as well. 

Could care less what anyone thinks of a grown, middle aged fat man riding dare I say, a tad (just a tad) bit peppy scooter?  It keeps up with traffic is all that matters to me and runs/starts. 

[bscrive]

It's a fitting bike for a guy named Marion.   

[musclehead]

I dare you to say something about his bike

He's dead, Sparky.  I have no fear of the dead.   

I'll bet I could be a pretty tough guy if the script said I was.

He does look good on it.  He certainly could afford it.  I reckon he could sit on whatever would float his boat.   

oh yeah, well say something about this bike!