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Patrick
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« on: January 06, 2015, 06:44:45 PM »


The Italian Funeral
 
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian
man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her
and killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood
and silence passed between the two men..

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
 
 
 
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2015, 07:12:12 PM »
 Grin cooldude
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Hook#3287
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2015, 07:03:52 AM »
 2funny 2funny 2funny cooldude cooldude cooldude cooldude
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BobB
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One dragon on the tail of another.
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2015, 07:29:37 AM »
LOL...   But when I read it to Susan, she did not laugh.  I'll have to see what her mother thinks of it.
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Moonshot_1
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2015, 08:38:04 AM »
Quote from: BobB on January 07, 2015, 07:29:37 AM
LOL...   But when I read it to Susan, she did not laugh.  I'll have to see what her mother thinks of it.


I'd get the dog first
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Mike Luken 
 

Cherokee, Ia.
Former Iowa Patriot Guard Ride Captain
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Burlington, Ontario Canada
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 07:48:58 AM »
I am using this one  Grin
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John Lane
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Marysville, Wa.
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2015, 12:12:36 PM »
My VERY Italian wife said in her best Long Island accent "Forgetta bout it"
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John and Gina Lane
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Go Bonzo, Go!!!!

Mascouche, Quebec, Canada
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2015, 03:43:48 PM »
I CANNOT tell this one to my wife!!!!!!!!
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Now this is getting interesting........
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