Thought for the day

[Patrick]

Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying " If you build it they will come " ?

[GiG]

Was that guy Mr Harley or mr Davidson ? 

[Big Rig]

Not to come across as sexiest...that was Mrs. Harley and Mrs. Davidson...

[Jess from VA]

I will never forget listening to an LA morning talk radio show (80s) one day when the DJ had gals calling in and turning on their vibrators over the phone/air (course you could not see them).  One after the other they all sounded about the same (hummm/buzzzz).  Then this one gal called in and hers sounded more like a set of unbaffled 6X6 Cobras (she may have had it down in a metal waste basket) (RAAAAA).

The DJ asked her what the make and model was...... and she said it was a Black and Decker. (spitting coffee, driving off road)

[G-Man]

Howard Stern: Speaker Trick  (skip first 3.5 minutes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMeejC-lQho

[old2soon]

Macho man trims his crotch hair with a weedeater.  Macho gal kick starts her vibrator! RIDE SAFE.

[sandy]

Amy on The Big Bang Theory has an electric toothbrush named Gerard.

[Otus]

Amy on The Big Bang Theory has an electric toothbrush named Gerard.

I wonder if toothbrush sales went up when she said that?

[BF]

Amy on The Big Bang Theory has an electric toothbrush named Gerard.

I wonder if toothbrush sales went up when she said that?

Probably if Penny had said it.   

[Patrick]

Amy on The Big Bang Theory has an electric toothbrush named Gerard.

I wonder if toothbrush sales went up when she said that?

Probably if Penny had said it.   

LOL !

[Pappy!]

Knock Knock "Penny"
Knock Knock "Penny"

[grandpaweaver]

Knock Knock "Penny"
Knock Knock "Penny"

I thought it was three knocks