A tax of $600.00 will now be imposed on ANY plastic soft drink bottle. That is for EACH bottle. A package of air soft pellets will be taxed at $1000.00 a package. Air compressors will be removed from all retailers IMMEDIATELY. Anyone caught with ANY of the above taxed items will be confined to gitmo fer as long as we want to keep you there. Unless you are a card carrying brake mechanic brake line and fittings and glue guns will be held under lock and key and you will have to present your certified mechanic card to purchase these items!

WE MUST nip this ion the bud!

RIDE SAFE.