So I sit down next to a biker

[da prez]

 in a bar just as the 6:00 news comes on. A man is threatening to jump off a bridge ,the reporter say's. I look at the biker and say's "I'll bet you a hundred dollars that he jumps.'
  I'll take that bet". Well , the guy jumps and the biker slides the money over to me. "No ,I said , I can't take your money.   I saw this on the 5:00 news!  The biker slides the money back and says "So did I , but I did not think he would jump to his death again. You keep the money.


                                  da prez

[Patrick]

LOL !

[Chrisj CMA]

change biker to blonde, it would be even funnier

[da prez]

Chris, The blonds are picked on enough. I was doing a comedy show tryout and I asked the audiance how many blond jokes there were. Hundreds ,thousands came back the replies. No I said , there are only two ,all the rest are true. So the blond stands up and shouts ,

                    (  g e t  r e a d y ) 

 "WHICH TWO ARE THE JOKES"

                                     da prez 

[czuch]

I've been changing it to politician,,,,,to rave reviews.

[Willow]

change biker to blonde, it would be even funnier

It was, Jeff.  It was originally, in fact, a blonde joke.