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Valkorado
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« on: January 29, 2015, 06:23:43 AM »
A guy texts his neighbor:


Bob, I'm  sorry.   I've been  riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been helping myself to your wife when  you're not around, probably more than you.
I  know it’s no excuse but I don't get it at home.  I can't live with the guilt any longer.   I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.  It won't happen again.
The man, feeling  outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
After shooting his wife the guy gets a second text:

Damn word recognition!  I meant "wifi not wife" ... Sorry!
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2015, 06:26:31 AM »
Although I'd never react like that  Roll Eyes The stupid word recognition on my phone when texting drives me nuts  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2015, 06:43:05 AM »
At least the story has a happy ending  cooldude
Woulda been a real tragedy if that mans wifi got shot!
 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2015, 06:58:38 AM »
If you want to borrow my wife, you have to keep her. That will teach you.  Evil

I disable word recognition on all my devices since I apparently don't write in an English language the program recognizes.  2funny
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