TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTHCARE PLAN:

[Stanley Steamer]

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTHCARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

( The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgecicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to the Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming.."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!

[BudMan]

The Prozak with the little M's on them have always worked for me! (As long as I can get a BIG bag of them.) 

[Robert]

What employer health care plan?

[Stanley Steamer]

you can't find popsicle sticks and rolls of duct tape anymore??...just like .380 ammo.... ...

[smokey]

all of my prozac have 'W's on them! I'm so depressed 

[Stanley Steamer]

all of my prozac have 'W's on them! I'm so depressed 

Depressed....you're just eating them upside down!!....