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GOD SAVE THE UNITED STATES from the democrats is my prayer.  |
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2015, 09:04:37 AM » |
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Al that was so wrong in so many ways but I like it  |
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2015, 10:17:28 AM » |
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PAVALKER
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2015, 10:59:23 AM » |
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We do need a "like" button......
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MacDragon
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2015, 11:44:52 AM » |
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WOW. I think you're right.
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Hooter
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2015, 12:34:47 PM » |
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Someone shoulda warned him / her about putting lipstick on while driving.
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You are never lost if you don't care where you are!
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2015, 12:47:17 PM » |
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I don't care who you are, or what you think about political correctness, that is funny!
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Jim Callaghan SE Wisconsin
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2015, 04:29:42 PM » |
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Could you please see your way clear to taking him back on your team? I'd be glad to have a couple of accidents, if it'll help even things out...  |
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2015, 04:41:44 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2015, 04:53:45 PM » |
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That's just soooo wrong.... ... ... ... And soooo funny.  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2015, 06:44:28 PM » |
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Wash. DC - Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning
Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news outlets confirming Jenner's intentions.
Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and are wondering aloud "What will happen to Jenner's balls if he completes the transition?" Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as suggesting it would be a monumental step if Jenner were to donate his balls to U.S. President Barack Obama. Netanyahu stated "Everyone knows Obama has no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had Olympic sized balls.
It would be a huge step forward for world peace.”
German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked " I don't even have any balls, but everyone tells me I have a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a great idea.”
On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian President Bashar Assad in proclaiming that Obama's lack of balls has finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance
to consolidate their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kanchatka, said "The days of U.S. Presidents with big balls like Reagan are over. Now it's our turn.“
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week that "It's been great the last six years. It's like playing soccer against the U.S. with no goalie in their net ”
While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick
and Super Bowl MVP quarterback Tom Brady stepped forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President if Jenner does not come through. Belichick, however, cautioned that "The President would have to understand, our balls would be underinflated but still probably an improvement over what he seems to be working with.
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"Nothing screams bad craftsmanship like wrinkles in your duct tape."
Gun controll is not about guns, its about CONTROLL.
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2015, 05:45:36 AM » |
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Could you please see your way clear to taking him back on your team? I'd be glad to have a couple of accidents, if it'll help even things out... Evidently he has had enough of our team.....Maybe he got kicked in the junk too much playing sports and decided to avoid the pain. Soooooo he is now on yours permantly.....I can't vouch for that personally but I would sumise it to maybe be true????? Maybe a name change would help like Beatrice or Betty or Barbara? Even Brucina would work? |
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You are never lost if you don't care where you are!
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Patrick
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2015, 09:41:55 AM » |
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Wash. DC - Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning
Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news outlets confirming Jenner's intentions.
Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and are wondering aloud "What will happen to Jenner's balls if he completes the transition?" Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as suggesting it would be a monumental step if Jenner were to donate his balls to U.S. President Barack Obama. Netanyahu stated "Everyone knows Obama has no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had Olympic sized balls.
It would be a huge step forward for world peace.”
German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked " I don't even have any balls, but everyone tells me I have a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a great idea.”
On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian President Bashar Assad in proclaiming that Obama's lack of balls has finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance
to consolidate their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kanchatka, said "The days of U.S. Presidents with big balls like Reagan are over. Now it's our turn.“
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week that "It's been great the last six years. It's like playing soccer against the U.S. with no goalie in their net ”
While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick
and Super Bowl MVP quarterback Tom Brady stepped forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President if Jenner does not come through. Belichick, however, cautioned that "The President would have to understand, our balls would be underinflated but still probably an improvement over what he seems to be working with.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2015, 12:30:37 PM » |
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I gota be honest ; what a joke? queerbate PO shyte wants to be a girl? LOL
What part of media dosent talk about and give the POS average American this Bs?
Merica is failing my Valkyrie heroes.
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