R J
Member
Posts: 13380
DS-0009 ...... # 173
Des Moines, IA
|
 |
« on: March 13, 2015, 12:02:36 PM » |
|
Damn Friday the 13th anyway.
Was setting in the back room at the computer playing Solitaire.
Heard a ruckus at my front door.
Reached over, unlocked my gun safe and pulled out the 357.
Walked to the front door, silently unlocked the dead bolt
and pulled it open, 357 pointed right at his baby maker.
All I heard was don't shoot, I got the wrong house. He turned to run and a Sheriff was standing right behind him. Lower my weapon. The suspect ran this time. Sheriff said that SOB, this is the 3rd time he has run. I lowered the barrel to his crotch from behind and squeezed off a round.
He dropped like a hot potato and was grabbing for where his balls and Willie used to be. Called for a meat wagon and all the time he was hollering like a stuck pig. I'm bleeding to death. Yeah, he did loose a large amount of that red fluid.
Officer said thank you, put the cuffs on him on the stretcher and away they went. I figure the investigators will show up later today for more words of wisdom from me. Make that asking for information on his losing his privates. Poor bastard, you screw with a Marine, you will lose your privates very fast. Semper fi.
Probably won't be much coverage in the paper, as he is white, the officier is white, the EMT's both were white & I'm white.
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: March 13, 2015, 12:10:02 PM by R J »
|
Logged
|
44 Harley ServiCar   |
|
|
|
Serk
|
|
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2015, 12:08:16 PM » |
|
RJ, while I love reading about this, from a legal point of view you might wanna take it down and not post publicly about this interaction until any investigations are concluded...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
|
|
Willow
Administrator
Member
Posts: 16771
Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
Olathe, KS
|
|
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2015, 12:34:12 PM » |
|
Serk, I have a bridge ...  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Serk
|
|
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2015, 12:41:12 PM » |
|
Serk, I have a bridge ... Yeah, you're prolly right... he's JUST ornery enough though..... |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
|
|
|
|
RainMaker
Member
Posts: 6626
VRCC#24130 - VRCCDS#0117 - IBA#48473
Arlington, TX
|
|
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2015, 01:11:56 PM » |
|
When I come see you in June, I'll remember to call first........  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
 2005 BMW R1200 GS 2000 Valkyrie Interstate 1998 Valkyrie Tourer 1981 GL1100I GoldWing 1972 CB500K1 |
|
|
|
Serk
|
|
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2015, 01:18:26 PM » |
|
Yeah yeah yeah, it's Friday, my mind isn't in it... I shoulda remembered to check Snopes first before replying...  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
|
|
R J
Member
Posts: 13380
DS-0009 ...... # 173
Des Moines, IA
|
|
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2015, 01:55:12 PM » |
|
Well, any of you who believed that, I'm like Willow, I got a Bridge in NYC I'll sell ya.
I kind of thought I'd get more responses than this.
YES, IT IS ALL FALSE...........
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
44 Harley ServiCar |
|
|
|
old2soon
|
|
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2015, 02:06:07 PM » |
|
Well, any of you who believed that, I'm like Willow, I got a Bridge in NYC I'll sell ya.
I kind of thought I'd get more responses than this.
YES, IT IS ALL FALSE...........
NEVER met ya BUT I KNOW of ya!  Good un!  When I read it first thing this morning I was ONLY on my first cuppa!  I try REALLY hard too NOT make any decisions til mid way into my 3d cuppa!  Gots ta watch them Salty old Marines.  RIDE SAFE. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
|
|
|
R J
Member
Posts: 13380
DS-0009 ...... # 173
Des Moines, IA
|
|
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2015, 03:46:05 PM » |
|
I was surprised no one figured out if ya shot a guy from the back side, you ain't going too knock his baby making tools off.
They just aren't positioned right to do that.
Ya might get a piece of a testicle, but thats all.
Ya has to forgive this old bastard. He felt ornery today and posted it to see what kind of argument I'd get on why that wouldn't/won't happen.
Back in my academy Days, the Professor brought that out for us to critique and pick apart.
The class was cut up into 2 people to a team. Each of ya both got he same score. My partner, little young lady who ended up being my Motor partner & I scored # 3 in the class on picking it apart. The 2 pairs who scored more than we did only had 3 more things they picked apart, and 2nd place had 1 more. My partner and I thought we were Hot Shots.
The last test of the course, we got our ego torn apart and left us hang out to dry. We were like 13th or 14th out of 35. It was an accident investigation. Yes sir, we studied that procedure for a few months after graduation.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
44 Harley ServiCar |
|
|
|
The emperor has no clothes
|
|
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2015, 04:47:52 PM » |
|
Yeah yeah yeah, it's Friday, my mind isn't in it... I shoulda remembered to check Snopes first before replying... Damn, You might have just lost your title of Official VRCC Factchecker  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Big Al of Tennessee
|
|
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2015, 06:28:58 PM » |
|
APRIL 1st is coming soon.
This was a bit early.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
GOD SAVE THE UNITED STATES from the democrats is my prayer.  |
|
|
|
Jess Tolbirt
|
|
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2015, 07:18:54 PM » |
|
sorta like the guy that robbed a store and was ok till he called the clerk a grandma,,
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
john
|
|
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2015, 10:42:01 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
vrcc # 19002
|
|
|
Valkjerk
Member
Posts: 567
Freedom ain't free.....just the price of a Valkyri
NOLA
|
|
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2015, 08:36:13 AM » |
|
Nah, RJ was trying to see if I would bite on this one. Well it ain't happenin, RJ. You taught me a lesson and I learned. LOL
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Ride like it's your last....grinnin' all the way.
|
|
|
|
