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Why Mexifornia is broke and Texas is not. :)

Started by John Schmidt, Sat 21, Mar 2015, 10:10:32

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John Schmidt

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

1. He calls animal control Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

2. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

3. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

4. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

5. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

6. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

7. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

8. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.


TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas
is not.

PS: Wouldn't it be nice if we could get Peeloosely, Boxer, and Feinstein to take up jogging that same trail. Just think of all the coyotes that would die from biting into diseased meat.   :2funny:

bigguy

Quote from: John Schmidt on Sat 21, Mar 2015, 10:10:32
California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

1. He calls animal control Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

2. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

3. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

4. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

5. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

6. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

7. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

8. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.


TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas
is not.

PS: Wouldn't it be nice if we could get Peeloosely, Boxer, and Feinstein to take up jogging that same trail. Just think of all the coyotes that would die from biting into diseased meat.   :2funny:

:2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:

BUT:

It was a .380 Ruger LCP. Ruger even issued a "coyote special" of the LCP. Also known as Elsie Pea. And I'm pretty sure it was the Governor's personal weapon, not state issued.
Here there be Dragons.