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« on: March 26, 2015, 07:11:46 PM »

Every wonder why you like to stare at those, ummm....these?



Well, there's actually some science to the why.....

http://www.medicaldaily.com/baby-got-back-male-preference-curved-spines-may-explain-why-they-love-big-butts-324324

Baby Got Back: Male Preference For Curved Spines May Explain Why They Love Big Butts

A recent study has presented yet another explanation for why many men prefer women with curvy backsides. The study found that evolution has preferred women with a spine curvature of 45 degrees because it allowed them to remain mobile throughout pregnancy without risk of injuring themselves. Researchers believe this finding may partially explain why modern man remains so infatuated with this feature in potential female partners.
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 07:14:20 PM »

Because they are the most wonderful things to look at in this world.  cooldude cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 07:20:37 PM »

I suppose big is subjective..... but none of those are big.

The ones you can hide a yardstick behind are big.
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 07:25:06 PM »

...which evidently leads to this:

http://www.fox4news.com/story/28616036/police-arrest-illegal-butt-injection-suspect

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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 08:02:36 PM »

red and black is one of the better Valkyrie colors isnt it

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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2015, 09:00:13 PM »

A Kardashian sized butt is about as big as I'd do.  Not saying I would touch that knowing where it has been though, well maybe?? Roll Eyes

Personally,  that part is the first thing I look at 99% of the time, can't help it!  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 09:21:32 PM »



 accused of injecting clients with household products like caulk.

Caulk?  That's some real high tech right there.  crazy2 crazy2
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2015, 09:30:04 PM »



 accused of injecting clients with household products like caulk.

Caulk?  That's some real high tech right there.  crazy2 crazy2 2funny


That article didn't mention a few small details - The reason the cops got on her trail was one of her clients died.

Another interesting tidbit is her partner  "Alicia" Clarke is a drag queen, real name Jimmy Joe Clarke.

So, someone paid over $500 for someone named "Wewe" and a drag queen to inject a few tubes of caulk from Home Depot into their ass...

...and these people vote...

Just let that sink in for a few minutes.

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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2015, 09:36:53 PM »

red and black is one of the better Valkyrie colors isnt it




That's the last image I'll have as I go to bed.  cooldude
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2015, 10:30:55 PM »



 accused of injecting clients with household products like caulk.

Caulk?  That's some real high tech right there.  crazy2 crazy2


That article didn't mention a few small details - The reason the cops got on her trail was one of her clients died.

Another interesting tidbit is her partner  "Alicia" Clarke is a drag queen, real name Jimmy Joe Clarke.

So, someone paid over $500 for someone named "Wewe" and a drag queen to inject a few tubes of caulk from Home Depot into their ass...

..And these people vote...

Just let that sink in for a few minutes.


And I know who they vote for.
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2015, 06:19:04 AM »

Oss at least that ones doesn't look photoshopped!
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2015, 07:20:37 AM »

I like big butts, I cannot lie

Having seen the picture and knowing just a bit of history of the OP, I contest the validity of either of the title statements.   Grin
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2015, 11:22:00 AM »

I'll admit that red and black is very nice.....but I hear Black n Chrome is better.



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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2015, 12:31:37 PM »

you do that Fudgie and you might be pitching a tent.  2funny




red and black is one of the better Valkyrie colors isnt it




That's the last image I'll have as I go to bed.  cooldude
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2015, 01:14:02 PM »

you do that Fudgie and you might be pitching a tent.  2funny




red and black is one of the better Valkyrie colors isnt it




That's the last image I'll have as I go to bed.  cooldude

I wont roll out of bed!
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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2015, 01:35:41 PM »

45 degrees is the angle of this cute dangle.

Give me MILK GLANDS.

The perfect woman would have one of these in the middle of her back.

For some great dancing fun.

Dad likes that joke.



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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2015, 02:04:46 PM »

I just knew this was going to be a great thread.   cooldude
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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2015, 02:13:17 PM »

When I was much younger, my cousin took me out to a place and I almost suffocated in some very similar to these.  Took me awhile to catch my breath, and my cousin lost his breath laughing so hard.


4e5 degrees is the angle of this cute dangle.

Give me MILK GLANDS.

The perfect woman would have one of these in the middle of her back.

For some great dancing fun.

Dad likes that joke.




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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2015, 03:10:46 PM »

Those are perfect for motorboatin'!
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2015, 03:42:00 AM »

I vote this as best thread of the week!
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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2015, 05:53:33 AM »




Put'm on the glass  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2015, 07:19:38 AM »

A little music to to go along w the thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzaYa_gm1g

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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2015, 07:22:15 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4

Big, big, bootie song!  cooldude

J Lo is HOT, Kardashian ain't got nuttin on dat!

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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2015, 08:22:57 AM »

Tie so far between the offerings of Oss and Pavalker...

This requires more study. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2015, 11:33:32 AM »

I call and raise you 7.

7 more hine ends.

To show off the Purdy girls of planet earth.



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« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2015, 11:39:26 AM »

If you guys consider these BIG BUTTS I'm afraid to see what you think are skinny butts. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2015, 11:54:24 AM »

It would be tough to chose between the Red / Black and the Black / Chrome.  Though it would be a nice choice to make.

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« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2015, 12:03:43 PM »

I'll take one of each... with an order of thighs on the side. cooldude
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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2015, 12:05:02 PM »

I guess I've gotta be the odd man out then...

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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2015, 12:22:33 PM »

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« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2015, 12:37:12 PM »




Wow, that band has a lot of trumpets.
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« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2015, 02:03:45 PM »

I call and raise you 7.

7 more hine ends.

To show off the Purdy girls of planet earth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkPeqK8Ui20&feature=player_detailpage


I think your mind is delirious since you obviously see only 7 rears vs. 13 hinneys or 26 buns to be exact.  Agree though these butts are NOT big, but I never had one that skinny before so have no real world judging experience unfortunately.   Roll Eyes   If I had one like that to enjoy,  I would probably never find time to do much else, let alone riding the bike.   2funny
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« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2015, 03:22:10 PM »




i think that is better than counting sheep..... I didn't really count, just watched and for awhile too.  Didn't fall asleep but it was very relaxing and enjoyable......


If you guys consider these BIG BUTTS I'm afraid to see what you think are skinny butts. Roll Eyes


Agree, those are not big butts by any measure....and thankfully no one has seen fit to spoil it with one.

This is about as big as we need to see....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4-JJEwwPR5w
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« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2015, 03:55:04 PM »

I call and raise you 7.

7 more hine ends.

To show off the Purdy girls of planet earth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkPeqK8Ui20&feature=player_detailpage


I think your mind is delirious since you obviously see only 7 rears vs. 13 hinneys or 26 buns to be exact.  Agree though these butts are NOT big, but I never had one that skinny before so have no real world judging experience unfortunately.   Roll Eyes   If I had one like that to enjoy,  I would probably never find time to do much else, let alone riding the bike.   2funny


Not Delirious,,Original pic had 5 hine ends,, this has 12. Again try to keep up. LOL LOL HA HA. cooldude Smiley Smiley

After further reflection and it was tough there are 13.. so I raise the bet 8.

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« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2015, 03:59:56 PM »

I do so love a good work out.  Does a body good.    angel

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