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Patrick
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« on: April 06, 2015, 04:43:32 AM »

 
I was a very happy man.   My wonderful   girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.   So we decided toget married.



 
There was   only one little thing bothering me.

 
It was her beautiful younger sister,Sofia.

 
My   prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and  generally was bra-less.

 
She would   regularly bend down when she was near me.   I always got more than a  nice view.

It had to be deliberate.  She never did it around anyone else.

 
One day she called me and   asked me to come over.  'To check my   Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.


 
She was alone when I  arrived.  She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for   me.  She couldn't overcome them anymore.


 
She told me that she wanted   me just once before I got married.   She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.  She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she  said,  "if you want one last wild fling,  just come up and have  me".

 
I was stunned and frozen in   shock as I watched her go up the stairs.


 
I stood there for amoment.  Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.  I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.


 
Lord And behold, my entire   future family was standing outside, all clapping!


 
With tears in his eyes, my   future father-in-law hugged me.   He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our  little test.  We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'


 
And the moral of this storyis:


 
Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
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Oss
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 05:28:16 AM »

Patrick that is one of my top 10 jokes that I love to tell in the 1st person   Grin
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old2soon
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 11:44:42 AM »

R A O T F L M A O!!  2funny So I'm guesin you ain't a rodeo kinda guy?  Roll Eyes RIDE SAFE.
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