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Should a man really go bra shopping ?

Started by Patrick, Sat 18, Apr 2015, 11:27:49

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Patrick

 
    The Jewish Bra

Enjoy.
A Jewish man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in  New York . He told the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah! Now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?" 
The saleslady responded. "It is really quite simple.
The Catholic bra supports the masses.
The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen;
The Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said, "Hmm...  I know I'll regret asking; but what does the Jewish bra do?"

"Ah! the Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills"!

Gryphon Rider

I sent that to my wife. Waiting for the scowling head shake.  :evil:

Lyn-Del

I read the heading and wondered just how badly the poor man needed a bra?  And would he find one in a specialized mens' wear store?


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