Randon thoughts as I age.

[Grumpy]

The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll
remember it."

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes;
come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven't met yet!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage
to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally
snap!

I don't have white  hair, I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs
work.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no"
which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that
second week.

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to
someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I
came in there for.

And, of course.. Have I sent this to you already... or did you send this to
me?

[TJ]

Boy , do I know all that....

[FloridaValkRyder]

I recognize a lot of that myself. If you are experiencing all that, imagine what John must be going through.  Good post Bill! 

[Bert AKA,Valkaholic]

I recognize a lot of that myself. If you are experiencing all that, imagine what John must be going through.  Good post Bill! 

I Can't Wait To See What Comes Of This , LMAO !

[FloridaValkRyder]

I recognize a lot of that myself. If you are experiencing all that, imagine what John must be going through.  Good post Bill! 

I Can't Wait To See What Comes Of This , LMAO !

You have a point there Bert..It would be embarrassing to have to tell folks a 77 year old man kicked my butt....