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How bout another round of secretary auditions?

Started by Oss, Fri 28, Aug 2009, 23:42:03

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Oss

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If you havent posted and mostly lurk dont be shy, all the gal needs is a nice smile to be considered

Other assets are of course always welcomed

Keep em clean so Scott doesnt download to his computer and then delete them for himself before Raymond can see them.

I will announce the top 5 finalists if we get enough and set em up as a poll

Refrigerator girl is not in the running this round sorry, she caught a cold standing in front of the open door. Nurse is tending to her.

Oss always there for the Vrcc

One more thing pics of Steamer dressed as a woman will not make the finals no matter how many times Stanley posts em
If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

SgtBunny

#1


Sorry, this one tiptoed over the line.  :coolsmiley:

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Bonzo

Woops, I'm sorry.

Stanley Steamer

"One more thing pics of Steamer dressed as a woman will not make the finals no matter how many times Stanley posts em"

shucks!!!........ :D :D ;D ;D
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#4
Quote from: SgtBunny on Fri 28, Aug 2009, 23:56:08




job market out there right now, but geeze, those girls ain't "playing"..... :cooldude:... :D.. ;D
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doubletee

  

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Stanley Steamer

Quote from: fudgie on Sat 29, Aug 2009, 07:10:17
Personally hand picked....


closer inspection Fudgie before I'd know for sure, but the preliminary inspection shows true promise!!..... :cooldude: :D ;D
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Big IV


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robin

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Oss

#10
SgtBunny, which one is the applicant.  Can I assume the gal with the nice ink is assisting the one over the table to make her retainer payment or is something lost down there?

In general the applicants must display some ability to walk, sit or be fetching so the clients will stay and spend money,  the ability to balance a martini on one's butt while praiseworthy is not applicable to my law practice. Also the ability to hold numerous amounts of currency in a thong while admirable is not helpful. Robin's pic is nice, but again what would separate the applicant from the greater pool.

If she shows a knowledge or admiration for the Valkyrie this is a plus and adoration for her future employer has been known to work also

Anyone have nice pics of gals who need a better job and who appreciate the valkyrie?

The most astute observer shall notice Oss attempting to liberate 2 employees of a rival law firm  


The gal in this pic left a mark on me Unfortunately I believe the wonderful applicant had the hots for the Gman as well but maybe it was her maternal instincts as he had his son with him. Cant hire a secretary with no loyalty. Next thing you know Gig or Fudgie will have their hands all over her
If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

doubletee

#11
Quote from: oss on Sat 29, Aug 2009, 12:26:20
SgtBunny, which one is the applicant.  Can I assume the gal with the nice ink is assisting the one over the table to make her retainer payment or is something lost down there?

In general the applicants must display some ability to walk, sit or be fetching so the clients will stay and spend money,  the ability to balance a martini on one's butt while praiseworthy is not applicable to my law practice. Also the ability to hold numerous amounts of currency in a thong while admirable is not helpful. Robin's pic is nice, but again what would separate the applicant from the greater pool.

If she shows a knowledge or admiration for the Valkyrie this is a plus and adoration for her future employer has been known to work also

Anyone have nice pics of gals who need a better job and who appreciate the valkyrie?

The most astute observer shall notice Oss attempting to liberate 2 employees of a rival law firm  


The gal in this pic left a mark on me Unfortunately I believe the wonderful applicant had the hots for the Gman as well but maybe it was her maternal instincts as he had his son with him. Cant hire a secretary with no loyalty. Next thing you know Gig or Fudgie will have their hands all over her


Gosh, you're picky.  ;D

How 'bout
  

Sludge

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Oss

doubletee and sludge are to be commended for their keen sense of talent

Doubletee the fact that you pilfered the shot off a secretary website shows you have learned much lol

further research is warranted

Stanley would you please handle the research and post a few of those, I will be busy for a spell with honey do's around here till I leave for the war bird exhibit tomorrow
If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

Sludge

"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada

Stanley Steamer

Quote from: Sludge on Sat 29, Aug 2009, 20:38:51


They say Blondes have more fun, BUT....I'm thinking me and that Brunette might put that to the test??!!!..... :cooldude:.... :D.. ;D
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Quote from: Sludge on Sat 29, Aug 2009, 20:38:51


I love those wimmins that wear glasses!!!....they usually have bigger "brains"??. :cooldude:
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robin

I think this one fits the bill OSS has all the right qualifications :D

Tropic traveler

I don't know how she would do in the workplace but I believe she will do just fine in the kitchen................ and some other rooms in the house as well! :o :coolsmiley:


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~ Timbrwolf

........dunno what or who....she,s sposed to be..secretary to...but heres my nomination..



. .. . .. ....sure hope her...resume..is up to date..  :coolsmiley:




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Robert

Here you go guys maybe not a secretary but close
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

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Quote from: Robert on Sun 30, Aug 2009, 21:17:07
Here you go guys maybe not a secretary but close


and even with her history...as Joe likes to say..."I'd hit that"!!..... :cooldude:
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Stanley Steamer

Quote from: ~ Timbrwolf on Sun 30, Aug 2009, 20:51:42
........dunno what or who....she,s sposed to be..secretary to...but heres my nomination..



. .. . .. ....sure hope her...resume..is up to date..  :coolsmiley:







to make sure she knows how to take "short hand"...but I think she'll pass with flying colors!!
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Quote from: Tropic traveler on Sun 30, Aug 2009, 20:03:18
I don't know how she would do in the workplace but I believe she will do just fine in the kitchen................ and some other rooms in the house as well! :o :coolsmiley:




Look at the size of those big plump.........turkey breasts!!!....I love turkey!!
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