Patrick
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« on: May 22, 2015, 01:29:44 PM » |
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5 undeniable facts
1. A girl is said to be grown up
when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing
one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
AND
I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds
legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
OK, it was 6
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2015, 02:01:00 PM » |
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Re. #2 Patrick, not a requirement.  |
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czuch
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2015, 02:34:35 PM » |
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#2) "You can leave your hat on".
One of the greatest lyrics of all time.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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Patrick
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2015, 03:29:09 AM » |
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Seems like I've heard about some old movies where the socks were left on. Not that I saw any of them though.
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iliveforcurves
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2015, 05:56:02 AM » |
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50% of men can't tell if boobs are real or fake, the other 50% don't care.
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Live to ride, ride to...uh, what was the question again?
2003 Valkyrie Standard
2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500
2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250
1978 Yamaha SR500 (not running)
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2015, 09:05:47 AM » |
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I have o standing rule I hope to not break-NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVEREVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER and I MEAN NEVER mess around with a married woman. Don't break this rule and you WLL live longer. RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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Willow
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2015, 09:52:44 AM » |
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I have o standing rule I hope to not break-NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVEREVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER and I MEAN NEVER mess around with a married woman. Don't break this rule and you WLL live longer. RIDE SAFE.
You know, Dennis, that's a bit restrictive for us married guys. ??? |
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art
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Grants Pass,Or
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2015, 11:07:05 AM » |
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Sex on your mind?
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Patrick
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2015, 03:28:41 PM » |
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Sex on your mind?
I'd think there is a pretty good possibility of that. I've read that guys think about that every 7 minutes, but, it would be 7 seconds for me. |
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art
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2015, 07:27:33 PM » |
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Yes, now that you mention it your right.
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