Japanese Sex.....Humor

[DIGGER]

Japanese Sex:

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know
Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!!
Sometimes I worry about you.

[Moonshot_1]

Japanese Sex:

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know
Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!!
Sometimes I worry about you.

それは面白い冗談です！

[art]

HAR HAR HAR

[Gavin_Sons]

Japanese Sex:

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know
Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!!
Sometimes I worry about you.

それは面白い冗談です！

That is funny

[Wizzard]

Japanese couple got married and she was totally inexperienced. After they got to the hotel and were fooling around for a bit he says "I wanna 69" Shocked she looked and him and said "you wanna beef with broccoli"?

[czuch]

^^ Thats one of my favorites.