Old Age Humor....

[DIGGER]

I can relate.........


 
She's single... She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
 
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and get laid tonight.
                                                             
Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"


Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
 

[Momz]

And I thought I was the only one that it happened to. 

[Patrick]