Great state of California?
Seems to me that not too long ago California was on a short list of states wanting a bail-out from the Federal Govt. Ahhh....liberalism at it's finest. Life is great until you run out of other people's money.
Seems to me that California has cities that are going or have gone bankrupt already.
Seems to me that California is shedding tax paying companies at an alarming rate. There goes a big chunk of your tax base.
Seems to me that California has an illegal immigrant/welfare problem to the point that the State is close to being penniless. Hmmmm maybe you better beg those companies to come back.
Come to California, where the state will pay for your sex change operation while incarcerated.
First state to have voted in unisex bathrooms in grade schools. Now that's "progressive"
Best riding roads? You don't get out much do you?
Only state I know of that folks want to divide up into 6 separate states. Wonder how come.
Wipe your ass with the flag?
Come on down South....we are nice, easy going folks down here. Hell, I will even offer to take you gator hunting.
I hear when the ol' gators fart after a good gator hunt it smells like....... California fruits and nuts

BTW - I mean no offense, specially to our good, contributing Californians! Y'all come back now, ya' hear?