Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

[Tundra]

Mexican tap water   

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign   

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection   

A fart when I have diarrhea   

An elevator ride with Ray Rice   

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby   

Michael Jackson's Doctor   

An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran   

A Palestinian on a motorcycle   

Gas station Sushi   

A Jimmy Carter economic plan   

Brian Williams news reports   

Loch Ness monster sightings   

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton   

Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol   

Emails from Nigerian princes   

The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank   

A condom made in China   

A prostate exam from Captain Hook   

Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.     

 

[Patrick]

I knew you liked her, I knew it all along !   

[Master Blaster]

Maybe the best political ad ever.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/TfG0bSK6fH4

[Pete]

EVERYTHING ELSE.