You can miss the rain/storms on a 16 day 3,500+ mile trip
When the post office says "anything flammable or liquid?" you just say 'no'
One Eyed Jacks is still my fav bar.
A shortcut to MT from WY means a sloppy gravel road.
212 from Bel Fourche to Billings is always 100+ deg
You can do Beartooth Pass in shortsleeves.
Camp mates reminiscing about the past makes you really think about your wild days.
You loose your fav sock cap in Deadwood and you cannot find a replacement in all of Sturgis.
2 days in Cody WY means you ship another large box home.
You can pass a friend you met a yr ago, on Chief Joseph Hwy and recognize each other as you pass.
Grizzly bears like to tear up interiors of vehicles.
Folks still trailer touring bikes
You first trip into town and you see 2 broke down Harleys before reaching Main St.
A RV can tow a trailer with a truck on it, and a bike in the bed of that truck.
Cant take your bike through a drive thru wildlife park.
Playing the jukebox at a local hangout makes some ones 50th b-day party end early.
Having 8 whiskeys and 3 beers makes for a long quiet 7 hr ride the next morning.
RV'ers pay to have their RV's washed.
Your gov rate at the hotel is the same price they quote the next person
PBR is present at every bar.
You can be 2 miles from Yellowstone and not go see it.
When you find your fav slot machine and play a few min and you win, the lady next to you cusses and leaves as she was gonna set in your seat.
When your tour guide talks about Wild Bills honeymoon and says "Wild Bills wife was a trapeze artist, acrobat, and a equestrian......Nice!" Only the guys chuckle.
