Valkjerk
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« on: August 18, 2015, 06:19:22 PM » |
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary Clinton fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. . .
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. . . again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Hillary Clinton fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Hillary Clinton?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan."
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2015, 06:22:02 PM » |
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baldo
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2015, 06:53:18 PM » |
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary Clinton fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. . .
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. . . again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Hillary Clinton fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Hillary Clinton?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan."
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2015, 06:56:35 PM » |
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sounds as if you are tired go take a nap |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2015, 07:03:30 PM » |
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I'll play.
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in Iowa to talk about the world. Her talk is followed by a Question and Answer session.
One little boy puts up his hand.
Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” he replies.
“And what is your question, Kenneth?”
“I have three questions, ma’am:
First, what really happened in Benghazi?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And, third, whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”
At that moment the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton tells the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question and answer time. Who has a question?”
A different boy puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks what his name is. “Johnny, ma’am.”
“And what is your question, Johnny?”
“I have five questions:
First, what really happened in Benghazi?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third, whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, fifth, where’s Kenneth?”
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Rams
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2015, 08:48:24 PM » |
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Oh, I like that one Jess.  As someone previously said, for a joke to be funny, there has to be some truth to it.  |
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R J
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 09:00:41 PM » |
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Trump was in town for the Iowa State Fair.
He brought his helicopter and gave kids a ride on it.
My youngest Gramdson got a ride.
He took some video's inside while it was buzzing in and out from trees and buildings.
He said it was fun, now he want to be a Chopper Pilot.
Cheers everyone.
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baldo
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2015, 11:10:15 PM » |
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sounds as if you are tired go take a nap I think I will. That last thread has got me plumb tuckered out......  |
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baldo
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2015, 11:11:56 PM » |
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I'll play.
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in Iowa to talk about the world. Her talk is followed by a Question and Answer session.
One little boy puts up his hand.
Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” he replies.
“And what is your question, Kenneth?”
“I have three questions, ma’am:
First, what really happened in Benghazi?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And, third, whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”
At that moment the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton tells the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question and answer time. Who has a question?”
A different boy puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks what his name is. “Johnny, ma’am.”
“And what is your question, Johnny?”
“I have five questions:
First, what really happened in Benghazi?
Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third, whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, fifth, where’s Kenneth?”
Oh, you're one of THEM....... And that's when the fight started........ |
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2015, 07:04:33 AM » |
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Trump was in town for the Iowa State Fair.
He brought his helicopter and gave kids a ride on it.
My youngest Gramdson got a ride.
He took some video's inside while it was buzzing in and out from trees and buildings.
He said it was fun, now he want to be a Chopper Pilot.
Cheers everyone.
As someone previously said, for a joke to be funny, there has to be some truth to it. RJ, Rams said there has to be SOME truth in it. All truth doesn't necessarily equal funny; you need to add a punch line!   |
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R J
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2015, 07:11:58 AM » |
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It is all true on the Trump and Chopper rides. It was all over the news and I have a video of one news channel zooming in on it. The interior of the ride was shot by my Grandson and given to the news channel.
Last time I saw it was on Inside Addition.
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Rams
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2015, 08:29:59 AM » |
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RJ, Rams said there has to be SOME truth in it. All truth doesn't necessarily equal funny; you need to add a punch line! Never said truth equaled funny. Had a riding partner once that saw something red on the highway bouncing along he said. Stopped for fuel and noticed I had lost a tail light lens. I muttered a few choice words and then he spoke up and mentioned that he had seen something red bouncing along the asphalt. Depending on the listener's perspective, that could have been funny. Well, you probably had to be there to appreciate the situation. Wait, you were there!!!  |
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