Art Appreciation! :)

[John Schmidt]

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting.
When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news."
"Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $3 million."
"Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?"
"The two pictures are of you with your secretary."   

[Oss]

It was probably one of these girls, I was told they have been ripping people off and
doing things not secretary-like

Hear they work for the bail bonds office I think, you know cash business

Just last week a client was ripped off 4 times, he is going back again later

Oh Moonshot1 these pics are NOT for you