John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« on: August 19, 2015, 11:17:44 AM » |
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and, in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.
With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a hay pile.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, ‘What the world're ye doing, Billy Bob?’
‘Good grief, Cletus, ye scared the bejeebers out of me,’ says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
‘But me n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.’
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big poppa pump
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2015, 11:24:38 AM » |
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John, please go take a nap!
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Moonshot_1
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2015, 11:38:05 AM » |
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Being the political season I first read the subject line as "Hillary Striptease" and thought you'd lost your mind.
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Mike Luken
Cherokee, Ia.
Former Iowa Patriot Guard Ride Captain
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czuch
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2015, 12:20:32 PM » |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stuck like a bad song^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2015, 04:46:30 AM » |
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Isaiah 41:10
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Davemn
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 01:43:09 PM » |
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That's 4 1/2 minutes I will never get back.
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John Schmidt
Member
Posts: 15325
a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2015, 05:55:54 PM » |
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That's 4 1/2 minutes I will never get back.
What can I say except it took you 4 1/2 minutes to read that? Seriously?  |
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Willow
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
Olathe, KS
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2015, 06:46:22 PM » |
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That's 4 1/2 minutes I will never get back.
What can I say except it took you 4 1/2 minutes to read that? Seriously? Actually the larger part of the wasted time was his just sitting there shaking his head.  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 03:40:45 AM » |
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I also thought it was a hilldabeast striptease at first. That would damage the eyes almost as much as this hilljack striptease would!
Great joke, at least for a PoDunk like me. I'm gonna have to share it with a farmer friend or two on facebook.
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964  |
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