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Author Topic: Just another blonde joke, probably racist  (Read 465 times)
Patrick
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« on: August 23, 2015, 09:31:10 AM »

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I hope you like this one....................


"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell
that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No
... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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Rams
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2015, 09:45:56 AM »

<<< Looks around first to see if the wife is watching, she's sensitive to that kind of joke for reasons you probably already know.   

I know better than to react here and now but, I'll smirk later on.   Wink
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Serk
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2015, 09:47:16 AM »

Hey now, I resemble that remark!
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2015, 10:45:44 AM »

lol,, better watch out or you might be called a Bigot Wink
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