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Patrick
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Just another blonde joke, probably racist
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August 23, 2015, 09:31:10 AM »
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I hope you like this one....................
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell
that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No
... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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Rams
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Covington, TN
Re: Just another blonde joke, probably racist
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August 23, 2015, 09:45:56 AM »
<<< Looks around first to see if the wife is watching, she's sensitive to that kind of joke for reasons you probably already know.
I know better than to react here and now but, I'll smirk later on.
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Serk
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Rowlett, TX
Re: Just another blonde joke, probably racist
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August 23, 2015, 09:47:16 AM »
Hey now, I resemble that remark!
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Wizzard
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Bald River Falls
Valparaiso IN
Re: Just another blonde joke, probably racist
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August 23, 2015, 10:45:44 AM »
lol,, better watch out or you might be called a Bigot
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