If I move to Mexico I expect...

[98valk]

...or should I say sneak into.

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and
history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at
their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to
government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need income tax credits so that although I don’t pay Mexican taxes,
I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social
Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the
President of Mexico won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

[Robert]

Good perspective I'm sure there will be reciprocity. 

[old2soon]

IF you don't git shot by the drug cartels!  IF you can drink the water with out gittin sick.  IF you don't git robbed blind while movin in.  IF you git moved in and the plumbing don't back up.  AND IF they allow your 18 "requests" please let me know HOW everything else werx out!  RIDE SAFE. Course I'm basing SOME things on T/J of the 60s. 

[Patrick]

And you can go to work at the brand spanking new Nabisco and Ford plants. Maybe there are a couple others too.

[The emperor has no clothes]

...or should I say sneak into.

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and
history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at
their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to
government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need income tax credits so that although I don’t pay Mexican taxes,
I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social
Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the
President of Mexico won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Are you wanting the USA to be like Mexico ? 

[Bighead]

No I think Mexico like our dumbasses

[MP]

...or should I say sneak into.

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and
history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at
their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to
government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need income tax credits so that although I don’t pay Mexican taxes,
I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social
Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the
President of Mexico won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Are you wanting the USA to be like Mexico ? 

I think we should have EXACTLY the same immigration rules Mexico has for people wanting to go there.  And, the same enforcement procedures!  You should check out how tough they are!

MP