Nice read Wayne. I have always enjoyed John Phillip Sousa.

I was able to bypass most (not all) serious training on my direct appointment to JAG. But years later I was tapped to lead one of many squadrons in a three-star retirement. Someone dropped the ball though and the parade ground was unmowed with 6-8 inch grass. Not the most stellar marching, but we did our best.
Somewhat interrupted by a KC-10 flyover so low they had to pull up to clear the tower.
And when the CC ordered
Pass in Review, many of us thought he said
Pass in the Nude, but being barked out, you could not be sure.