csj
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Posts: 992
I used to be a wolfboy, but I'm alright NOOOOOWWWW
Peterborough Ontario Canada
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« on: September 09, 2015, 08:30:26 AM » |
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...Nym. Would you mind sharing a few of your old faves. ( It's a gray day, need a chuckle )
I'll start.
FIAT Fix It Again Tony.
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A guy called me a Ba$tard, I said in my case it's an accident
of birth, in your case you're a self made man.
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old2soon
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2015, 08:49:06 AM » |
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Flame suit on!  Ford Found on road dead. RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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Oss
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Posts: 12766
The lower Hudson Valley
Ossining NY Chapter Rep VRCCDS0141
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2015, 08:53:16 AM » |
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thought FORD meant Fix or Repair Daily
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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hubcapsc
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Posts: 16802
upstate
South Carolina
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 08:54:20 AM » |
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SWIFT - Sure Wish I'd Finished Training...
-Mike "Thanks Joe..."
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Marinakorp
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 09:23:58 AM » |
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In IT - when a call comes in with the "computers broken calls" and it turns out be an issue with the operator....we would document this as a PICNIC issue
P - Problem
I - In
C - Chair
N - Not
I - In
C - Computer
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I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
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msb
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2015, 09:47:42 AM » |
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MIATA..... Make It A Topless Afternoon (wife's Summer car is a mint '92 Miata - her definition of a "Topless Afternoon" is the conservative one btw)  |
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Mike
'99 Red & Black IS
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matt
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2015, 09:58:24 AM » |
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Napa. Never any parts available
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Lazy
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Tiplersville, Ms
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2015, 10:41:45 AM » |
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FORD
First
On
Race
Day
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Since the Lord is directing our steps, why try to understand everything that happens along the way.
(paraphrase from Proverbs 20:24)
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Grumpy
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2015, 10:45:16 AM » |
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FORD
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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 Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. |
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_Sheffjs_
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Jerry & Sherry Sheffer
Sarasota FL
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2015, 11:12:16 AM » |
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GTO
Get
Tools
Out
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OzarkRider
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2015, 11:34:19 AM » |
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FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Foot On Road Decelerates
Fork Over Repair Dough
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
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97 Valkyrie Tourer
83 V65 Magna
VRCC #34495
VRCCDS #00269
"You god-cursed, mean, dirty, son-of-a-bitch!"
"I wouldn't make it a habit of calling me that, son."
"Stole It From A Whore House In Creede"
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OzarkRider
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2015, 11:38:29 AM » |
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HONDA
Harley Owners Need Dependable Alternative.
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97 Valkyrie Tourer
83 V65 Magna
VRCC #34495
VRCCDS #00269
"You god-cursed, mean, dirty, son-of-a-bitch!"
"I wouldn't make it a habit of calling me that, son."
"Stole It From A Whore House In Creede"
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2015, 12:17:59 PM » |
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P M S - Potential Murder Suspect
HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
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Mr Whiskey
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2015, 01:08:47 PM » |
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S.N.A.F.U. Situation normal, all f'd up.
T.A.R.F.U. Things are really f'd up.
F.U.B.A.R. F'd up beyond all repair!
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Peace, Whiskey.
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MacDragon
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My first Valk VRCC# 32095
Middleton, Mass.
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2015, 01:15:48 PM » |
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DELTA - Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
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 Ride fast and take chances... uh, I mean... ride safe folks. Patriot Guard Riders |
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biguglyman
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Posts: 579
"AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY"
Brockport, NY
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2015, 01:18:19 PM » |
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BOHICA
bend
over
here
it
comes
again
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DirtyDan
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2015, 01:21:55 PM » |
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N A S A
need another seven astronauts
dan
P E T A
people eating tasty animals
D N R
department of no results
I B E W
im broke every week
P I G
pride integrity guts {told to me by a cop}
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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Bighead
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2015, 02:33:39 PM » |
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Chevrolet = Clutch Hangs Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Tuesday. Ford = F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge Craft = Can't Remember A F'n Thing Boat = Break Out Another Thousand |
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1997 Bumble Bee
1999 Interstate (sold)
2016 Wing
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J.Mencalice
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Posts: 1850
"When You're Dead, Your Bank Account Goes to Zero"
Livin' Better Side of The Great Divide
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2015, 02:52:39 PM » |
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G.O.M.E.R.=Get Out Of My Emergency Room |
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"The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive." Bill Watterson
Prudence, Justice, Fortitude, Temperance...
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BradValk48237
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2015, 02:54:32 PM » |
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Heres the PC version of something that was around when I was a kid...
PONTIAC
Poor
Ol'
"Negro"
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
Nobody get offended now....LOL
B
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Gavin_Sons
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Posts: 7109
VRCC# 32796
columbus indiana
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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2015, 04:22:36 PM » |
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H.M.F.I.C - head mother f-er in charge
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RP#62
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2015, 05:06:02 PM » |
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TSA = thousands standing around
(unless they're on break, then its thousands sitting around)
-RP
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Pappy!
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2015, 07:44:14 PM » |
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Oldsmobile = Old ladies down South marry old bastards in lake Erie.
Rhyme this.....
Buy a Ford
Buy the best!
Drive a mile
......and walk the rest!
And for you boaters....
Buy a Merc
Buy the best
Drive a mile
......and swim the rest!
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crow
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Toujours Pret
Citrus Co Fla
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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2015, 02:45:20 AM » |
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GOTN. Get on these nuts
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dont write a check with your mouth,
that your ass cant cash
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R J
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DS-0009 ...... # 173
Des Moines, IA
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« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2015, 03:12:08 AM » |
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thought FORD meant Fix or Repair Daily
Ya'll are wrong. Firkin old recycled Dodge. |
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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2015, 06:27:31 AM » |
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BMW Bubba Makes Wheels The plant is in SC  |
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Gryphon
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Posts: 544
Resistance is futile; if less than 1 ohm.
Fulton, MO
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2015, 06:54:03 AM » |
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BMW
Break My Wallet
Makes Harley parts look reasonable.
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Chillerman
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2015, 09:17:09 AM » |
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When I was a kid...
ADIDAS
All Day I Dream About Sex!
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The problem with Socialists is they eventually run out of other people's money to spend!
Some people are too stupid to realize how ignorant they are.
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Jersey mike
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2015, 11:55:30 AM » |
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When I was a kid...
ADIDAS
All Day I Dream About Sex!
and backwards it is; Sex All Day Is Definitely Alright |
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2odd
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2015, 12:06:41 PM » |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2015, 12:35:30 PM » |
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I recall LSMFT being.... let's stop, my finger's tired. Definitely a HS thing. |
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biguglyman
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"AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY"
Brockport, NY
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« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2015, 12:39:09 PM » |
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N ever
A gain
V olunteer
Y ourself
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Raverez
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No good deed goes unpunished
Central New York State
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« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2015, 09:11:47 PM » |
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USMC
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.....Thank you for your service
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Marinakorp
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« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2015, 05:28:58 AM » |
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MARINE
M - My
A - Ass
R - Rides
I - In
N - Navy
E - Equipemnt
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I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
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