54 year old woman

[Patrick]

 
A 54 year old woman          had a heart attack and was taken to the          hospital.
             
While          on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing          God
she asked "Is my time          up?"
                 
   
  God          said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days          to live."
           
   
  Upon          recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have          a 
  face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a          tummy tuck.
 
  She even had someone come in          and change her hair color and brighten her
  teeth! Since          she had so much more time to live, she figured she might          as
  well make the most          of it.
                       
   
  After          her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While          crossing 
  the street on her way home, she was killed          by an          ambulance.
       
               
  Arriving          in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I          had 
  another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from          out of the path of          the 
  ambulance?"
                                 
God          replied:  I didn't recognize you!"
 

[czuch]

BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!