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« on: September 18, 2015, 05:27:01 AM » |
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Check this out Gig, another use for your underwear......  For those of you who don't know what I'm referring to, on the Hillbilly Ride, Gig came out of the hotel with his underwear on a stick, lit them on fire and tossed them into the parking lot, claiming he no longer had any use for them.....now he knows he should save them, just in case...  |
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2015, 05:39:49 AM » |
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Gig came out of the hotel with his underwear on a stick, lit them on fireAnd my wife wonders why I like going on these rides so much  ... -Mike
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Skinhead
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2015, 05:44:09 AM » |
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I could see Gig doing that.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2015, 06:29:35 AM » |
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I defended about 300 DUIs in my day, and I can tell you that eating your underwear will not help.
Unless you are going for an insanity defense (which BTW is no defense at all in a DUI case).
Or trying to make the cops laugh so hard they forget why they pulled you over.
And remember, when the jury watches you eat your underwear on the video, it goes a long way toward convincing them that you were indeed shitfaced.
And beware, removing your underwear on the side of the road can easily result in additional charges (as well as humor).
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2015, 07:15:31 AM » |
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Those damn Canadians . They seem to age quickly there also. So was Gig cited for illegal burning ? |
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Highbinder
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2015, 07:16:38 AM » |
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I defended about 300 DUIs in my day, and I can tell you that eating your underwear will not help.
Unless you are going for an insanity defense (which BTW is no defense at all in a DUI case).
Or trying to make the cops laugh so hard they forget why they pulled you over.
And remember, when the jury watches you eat your underwear on the video, it goes a long way toward convincing them that you were indeed shitfaced.
And beware, removing your underwear on the side of the road can easily result in additional charges (as well as humor).
Here's what the guy was thinking when he made this ingenius thought... There are many different stories about people who try to get away with drunk driving by passing a breathalyzer test, but this one takes the cake: An 18-year-old Stettler man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test, provincial court heard this week. David Zurfluh was subsequently acquitted of a charge of impaired driving because he blew .08, the legal limit. |
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2015, 07:51:36 AM » |
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Dam GiG has got underware all over the place. I know theres a pair or 2 hanging in some trees in Sturgis. ???
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2015, 07:59:18 AM » |
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.....For those of you who don't know what I'm referring to, on the Hillbilly Ride, Gig came out of the hotel with his underwear on a stick, lit them on fire and tossed them into the parking lot, claiming he no longer had any use for them.....now he knows he should save them, just in case... That's understandable, it had to be on the 5th day of his trip. You know the old routine; forward, backwards, inside out then forward, backward. That takes care of four days so obviously he had no more use of them. For an eight day trip, burn the first pair on the fifth day and you're good to go for the rest of the trip with the remaining pair. When I mentioned this to my wife once upon a time, she asked if I was driving my own car.  |
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2015, 10:30:47 AM » |
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Dam GIG you were in your under ware in Kentucky is this just a fashion statement  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2015, 10:30:59 AM » |
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is that why my friend goes around picking up forks in the road?  |
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2015, 01:35:06 PM » |
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I could see Gig doing that.
Dude, we were there to witness it. |
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2015, 03:49:45 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2015, 04:04:46 PM » |
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Whiskey I like the way you think Brother  |
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2015, 05:50:35 AM » |
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"Midnight" is one lucky SOB |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2015, 06:55:35 AM » |
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I could see Gig doing that.
Dude, we were there to witness it. I wasn't referring to burning, I was referring to eating. I seen the burning. It's quite the ritual. |
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2015, 02:49:27 PM » |
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I have seen the burning 2 or 3 times now... But all in all the fella who ate the said underwear.. Did test lower.. |
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2015, 03:30:36 AM » |
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Yep, sounds like Gig. |
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2015, 04:41:07 AM » |
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Saw that......Franklin, WV......2011.....Hillbilly Highway Ride.
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