$20 per

[Patrick]

 
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
 
                   
 
 

[Willow]

I've seen that rather humorous story before but if you do the math it can't possibly be accurate.  For those amounts to have been accumulated even with aggressive interest and market growth the coupe would have needed to copulate three to four times per day for the forty years of their lives.

Apparently the husband wasn't the only one going elsewhere with some of the business.      

[Chrisj CMA]

Carl, only you would attempt to ruin a perfectly good joke with an overabundance of logic.  My question to you is..
Did you account for tips?  Surely he paid extra for special services.

[The emperor has no clothes]

I've seen that rather humorous story before but if you do the math it can't possibly be accurate.  For those amounts to have been accumulated even with aggressive interest and market growth the coupe would have needed to copulate three to four times per day for the forty years of their lives.

Apparently the husband wasn't the only one going elsewhere with some of the business.      

Do sedans copulate at a higher rate ?

[Willow]

I've seen that rather humorous story before but if you do the math it can't possibly be accurate.  For those amounts to have been accumulated even with aggressive interest and market growth the coupe would have needed to copulate three to four times per day for the forty years of their lives.

Apparently the husband wasn't the only one going elsewhere with some of the business.      

Do sedans copulate at a higher rate ?

Actually, coupes are responsible for a higher number while sedans have generally been known to result in longer durations.

After all these years I'm still trying to learn to type.

[The emperor has no clothes]

I've seen that rather humorous story before but if you do the math it can't possibly be accurate.  For those amounts to have been accumulated even with aggressive interest and market growth the coupe would have needed to copulate three to four times per day for the forty years of their lives.

Apparently the husband wasn't the only one going elsewhere with some of the business.      

Do sedans copulate at a higher rate ?

Actually, coupes are responsible for a higher number while sedans have generally been known to result in longer durations.

After all these years I'm still trying to learn to type.

Well then I suppose station wagons are downright fertility clinics  . You don't make very many mistakes, but I sure like jumping on them when you do.    (all in good fun) 

[Patrick]

I've always been a rag-top guy. Especially on a warm starry night.


Some folks just seem to take everything too seriously.  Some things just don't need to be over analyzed. But I guess someone might like to know just how much that couple would be worth. Me, I prefer the higher figure, but, thats me. Maybe if I get the time, I sit down and figure it out.

[Rams]

This is very disconcerting, no wonder I'm not having nearly as much fun.    I'm using a Dodge Ram pick up.    Hey, it comes with it's own bed.   

Oh, I'm so confused.   

[Bonzo]

Mama had a side job and worked overtime!

[old2soon]

About the vehicles-I'm old enough to remember when they wouldn't let American Motors vehicles into the outdoors. RIDE SAFE.

[Hooter]

The joke is still good Patrick!   

[Willow]

Some folks just seem to take everything too seriously.  ... Maybe if I get the time, I sit down and figure it out.

That's my problem!     I've obviously got too much time on my hands.  Incidentally, I like it that way.  I've been otherwise and I don't prefer it.   ???

Carl, only you would attempt to ruin a perfectly good joke with an overabundance of logic.  My question to you is..
Did you account for tips?  Surely he paid extra for special services.

Only you?  I once thought so.  I was greatly disappointed recently reading of a famous person's experience following a stroke and brain damage.  I was struck with how closely the relating paralleled my own experience.  I guess there must be hundreds of me out there.  I did so want to be unique.

I didn't consider the tips because I have no history on which to relate.  Jeff, how much do you tip a good prostitute?   

An overabundance of logic?  I'm certain I've never used the term and I'm not sure I even recognize what it means.        

[Chrisj CMA]

"A good prostitute". I'm not even certain I know what that means.  As for as what to tip, I have no idea what the etiquette is there..........Pretty sure I could not afford it,  I'll stick with what is mine at home thank you very much

[Willow]

...  I'll stick with what is mine at home thank you very much  

You're welcome equally as much.  

I've made the same choice although I will confess to you it was not always entirely that way.  Come to think of it I'm not even sure I can afford what is legally mine.  

[gordonv]

For those amounts to have been accumulated even with aggressive interest and market growth the coupe would have needed to copulate three to four times per day for the forty years of their lives.

And your point is Willow? Who doesn't??  (or wishes they did)

There is also a second ending to that one.

"And that your honor is when I pulled out my gun and shot the SOB"

[The emperor has no clothes]

Some folks just seem to take everything too seriously.  ... Maybe if I get the time, I sit down and figure it out.

That's my problem!     I've obviously got too much time on my hands.  Incidentally, I like it that way.  I've been otherwise and I don't prefer it.   ???

Carl, only you would attempt to ruin a perfectly good joke with an overabundance of logic.  My question to you is..
Did you account for tips?  Surely he paid extra for special services.

Only you?  I once thought so.  I was greatly disappointed recently reading of a famous person's experience following a stroke and brain damage.  I was struck with how closely the relating paralleled my own experience.  I guess there must be hundreds of me out there.  I did so want to be unique.

I didn't consider the tips because I have no history on which to relate.  Jeff, how much do you tip a good prostitute ?

I'm not sure with inflation figured in. But 40 years ago in Subic Bay 5 pesos was considered good.