I'd lay it down also...

[Sparky]

http://imgur.com/a/99Fhh

[Jess Tolbirt]

in this order,, crap pants, jump up into the air real high and let the bike land where it may..

[doubletee]

in this order,, crap pants, jump up into the air real high and let the bike land where it may..

You forgot to add, "run, screaming like a 6-year old girl." 

[Willow]

I don't particularly like serpents.  I also would bring it to near a stop and dismount as quickly as possible.  I do, however, not like to hear a person use the phrase, I'd lay it down.  Use of that phrase demonstrates a lack of understanding of effective control and management of a motorcycle.

I can't see the head well but only the color pattern.  Is that a pit viper?  Was that picture taken in North America?