Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« on: October 06, 2015, 11:54:25 AM » |
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Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu....
+Toasted Tourist: $5.00
+ Boiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked/Grilled Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2015, 11:55:38 AM » |
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Two cannibals are eating a comedian...
One turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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bigguy
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2015, 12:36:43 PM » |
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal, one turns to the other and says, "I think we're doing this joke wrong."
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2015, 03:50:15 PM » |
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As the young cannibal exclaimed to her mother,,,,,,,,,,
"OH BOY,,,,,,,,I love lady fingers".
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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Raverez
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2015, 09:19:58 PM » |
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Mother cannibal sees her son chasing a man around the yard and yells
" Junior, stop playing with your food and sit down and eat it!"
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bill-jr
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2015, 04:42:46 AM » |
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As a cannibal myself I take great offense to all this "joke" telling ....
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Ever danced with the devil In the pale moon light ?
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PAVALKER
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2015, 04:58:40 AM » |
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As a cannibal myself I take great offense to all this "joke" telling ....
Bite me... |
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2015, 06:09:58 AM » |
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2 cannibals started to eat a missionary. One started at the head and one started at the toes. After a little while the one at the top asked the other one, "how are you doing down there?" The other one said, "I''m having a ball." The guy up top said, "Then slow down, you're eating too fast."
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2015, 07:22:43 AM » |
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These jokes are in poor "taste".........
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Serk
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2015, 07:48:21 AM » |
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
...he wiped...
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2015, 10:32:31 AM » |
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Two missionaries went to far away lands to convert the locals. The locals didn't like their message, and held a brief trial and told the missionaries they had been convicted of heresy and had a choice between death or roo-roo. The first missionary chose roo-roo, though he had no idea what it was, but could not just volunteer to be killed. Roo-roo turned out to be sodomy, by the whole village. It almost killed him, but he survived. The second missionary, seeing roo-roo first hand, chose death. To which the head villager pronounced ..... OK, death...... by roo-roo. They were cannibals too.  Some days, you just can't catch a break. |
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