Driving home. [Lets see who gets mad at this.]

[Patrick]

Subject: Driving Home

As I was driving home this week and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives, and what's happening in Washington, the Vatican, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary, Jeb, Trump, Fox News, and how America is so troubled, I saw a yard sign that
said:


NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I did. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower!

[DirtyDan]

 

dan

[Bighead]

 

[Mr Whiskey]

Called that #,
said he was "unavailable" ???

[Serk]

[3fan4life]

Subject: Driving Home

As I was driving home this week and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives, and what's happening in Washington, the Vatican, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary, Jeb, Trump, Fox News, and how America is so troubled, I saw a yard sign that
said:


NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I did. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower!

Nothing to get mad about.

But, you can bet that if it said:

NEED HELP?
CALL ALLAH
1-800-555-3787

Somebody, would be ready to go ALL JIHAD on your A$$ !!!     

[Mr Whiskey]

Somebody, would be ready to go ALL JIHAD on your A$$ !!!     

BaWaaHaHaHa!!!
Nice

[cookiedough]

sort of like me a few years ago at work on the loud speaker having to call Jesus Valle so EVERYONE could hear me in the building.  I said for real JESUS as spelled on his timesheet instead of HASUS being the correct way to pronounce it.  I didn't live that one down to well with the other folks getting a chuckle out of it.   

Still not sure he heard me since I don't speak Spanish and 99% of the Mexicans we use to hire for the busy season don't speak English use to get them in by 3 Van Galder bus loads full.   

Good workers, just don't speak any English nor bath very often and must try to hold going to the bathroom until I get home since I cannot hold my breath that long.